Our newest game · mostly NSFW

FMK+

You know the game. Name three people: one you'd F, one you'd marry, one you'd kill. Now — you have options. Every card is an activity or item, and you've gotta pair 'em up and defend it.

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$24.99all 4! Larry's fave

Name three people ★pull three cards ★explain yourself ★validate your life choices, bud ★nobody wins ★everybody laughs ★

The rules

Name three people or characters, famous or not, that the players (likely) know. Write them down if you're as forgetful as our founder.
Pull three cards from one of the FMK decks. Each card has one activity or item listed.
Match names to cards, explaining why you made that pairing. The explaining is what makes it fun.
Once everyone has gone, flip three new cards, pick three new people — or both.
Repeat as needed.

Who wins? Nobody — this ain't that kind of game. I guess whoever laughs hardest.

What's in the box(es)

Box OneNSFW!

Family Friendlyfor Grandma

Box 3more NSFW!

Ideas Deckfor when someone craps out

The first three decks are the core of the game. The Ideas Deck is where you go when someone can't think of anything or anyone to keep things going — it's not a stand-alone game and needs at least one of the other three to bring the fun (and regret).

House rules, but official

Four ways to play

Bored of three-and-three? Spice it up.

Var 1

Four Card

Choose four names, draw four cards. Perfect for famous foursomes — The Golden Girls, your favorite 4-piece band, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Var 2

Blind Sweat

Choose FIVE people and write them down in order. Draw cards one at a time and assign each to the next name as they roll out. Names four and five are in for a surprise.

Var 3